(thought i should be hip and cool and actually make one of these))
Full Name and Title: Gerard Poarta, Prince of Cabin Kingdom
Gender: Male
Age: 34
Birthday: June 24
Sexuality: Pan-sexual
Relationship: Dating
Languages Spoken: English, Bear, Small Forest Creature-ian
Height: 6'9
Weight: 227 lb
Skin/Fur Color: Very very tan
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Also Brown
Voice: John C. Reilly (Ralph from Wreck-It Ralph)
Personality: Really kind-hearted and generous, to a fault. Can get a bit stubborn time to time but always looks out for his friends.
Likes: Honey, Pie, Food in general, The Outdoors, Animals, Sleeping
Dislikes: Hunters, Poachers, People Waking Him Up, SeeSaws
Fears: Being Naked in front of large crowds